Why did god create NJ? Was it to piss me off?
Here is one more reason why NJ sucks ass...
We were driving home - it was already going to be a long drive and so we get into NJ and what do we find? A flooded highway. That's right. We sat in traffic for over 45 minutes. It was pretty much moving at a snails pace - I could've walked faster. No signs or warnings explaining that we were about to drive through a friggin' river....GOD DAMN NJ.
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New Jersey exists so you can truly appreciate other states.
It's also around so NY sports-team owners can extort money from NY - "We'll move to New Jersey!" they yell, but we all know that's a bargaining ploy.
NJ smells like somebody's cooking old boots.
Oh so that's what that smell is...
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