A guy comes home from work and plops down in his favorite chair and turns on the tv.
He says to his wife "Hey, get me a beer before it starts."
His wife goes and gets him a beer.
The man quickly finishes his beer and says "Hey, get me another beer before it starts!" Grumbling, the wife goes off and gets him another beer.
Again, the man quickly finishes his beer and says "Hey, get me another beer before it starts!" His wife starts yelling at him and says "You get home, turn on the tv, and don't say anything to me but 'Get me a beer'! I don't have to take this!"
The man sinks down into his chair and quietly mutters "It started."
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A guy comes home from work and plops down in his favorite chair and turns on the tv.
He says to his wife "Hey, get me a beer before it starts."
His wife goes and gets him a beer.
The man quickly finishes his beer and says "Hey, get me another beer before it starts!" Grumbling, the wife goes off and gets him another beer.
Again, the man quickly finishes his beer and says "Hey, get me another beer before it starts!" His wife starts yelling at him and says "You get home, turn on the tv, and don't say anything to me but 'Get me a beer'! I don't have to take this!"
The man sinks down into his chair and quietly mutters "It started."
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