So you wanna be a Doc too?

YES! It's what I always wanted! So this is weird - This was on my welcome page on Amazon.com - kids don't try this at home.

Pictured is a Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED) uh yeah - a do it yourself heart shocker. Just the kinda thing I would want lying around the house. And if you notice it's 35% off! YES!

For $1,350.00 (and this item ships for FREE with Super Saver Shipping) you too could be the proud owner of a home automated external defribillator:

Features:

Philips is the worldwide leader in portable defibrillators on airplanes, and in airports, workplaces, communities, and homes

The first and only defibrillator available over-the-counter that can be used by virtually anyone with the materials included

Easy to use with guided interactive voice instructions

Safely delivers a shock only if needed

Reliably runs daily self-tests for readiness

Label Information:

Amazon.com Product Description
The Philips HeartStart Home Defibrillator. It's the latest in essential safety equipment. Fire extinguishers. Seat belts. Airbags. Home security systems. All essential safety equipment to protect yourself and your loved ones. You know they are there, silently standing by, just in case. They give you peace of mind so that you can focus on life's good things

HeartStart was designed with you in mind.

Q: Who should have a HeartStart? - A: Anyone who wants a safer home.

Uh...yeah the "guided interactive voice instruction" is key! Is it me or is this a little strange?