Well, Timmy, when a mommy and daddy Stack love each other very much and decide they want to add to their family, they travel down to the local Walmart. There they buy knee length tube socks, a bottle of Imodium for that extra anal retention, Nair (larger bottles for an even less hairy Stack), and a book of Mad Libs to perfect the art of telling a LONG, meaningless, nonsensical story. Then they add a splash of Fresca (or some other girlie drink) and mix it in a large, plastic bag.
Next, Timmy, the magic happens. You let the bag sit in the oven surrounded by old math textbooks and sports illustrated swimsuit pictures. It simmers overnight, and, in the morning, the larvae break forth from the bag and mature into a humanoid stack.
The circle of life.
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Just remember Doc, payback's a bitch.
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