But my intentions are good!

Here is your task for February 1, 2005:

"End EVERY conversation with anyone on any subject with these reassuring words"
BUT MY INTENTIONS ARE GOOD!

Here are some examples of some conversations you might have:

(1) I killed your sisters roommate...but my intentions are good

(2) I slept with your boyfriend...but my intentions are good

(3) I ate pooh...but my intentions are good

Let me know how you do!

Source: This Book Will Change Your Life by Benrik - Day 106

A 2nd Term

I think that this bumper sticker speaks for itself as we all brace oursleves for a second term. Isn't it nice to know that our President has to pay people to write nice warm and fuzzy articles about his agenda. I wonder how many more there were. Hell for 10,000 bucks I'll write anything you want. Bush is sooooooooo smart, he is the GREATEST President of all time.

Come on I am sure that is worth at least 1,000.00 bucks!! Pay up!!

"Debbie Does Playboy"

Question? Why is that when celebrities become ‘yesterdays’ news, they decide that posing for playboy will ‘ignite’ their careers?! I guess it makes the news (see link below). 80’s pop star Debbie (known today as Deborah) Gibson will be in the March issue of play boy. According to the article this playboy spread will “coincide with her body-baring shoot, the singer will release her new, aptly named single, "Naked." I suppose it is better than appearing on the Surreal Life (part of VH1’s “Celebreality”), and since being a judge on American Idols spin off American Juniors didn’t pay off this is the next best thing…I guess we will have to wait and see.

Source: Yahoo Entertainment E-Online News http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&ncid=799&e=5&u=/eo/20050126/en_celeb_eo/15787

I HATE that commercial!

So everyone’s favorite company in the whole wide world (said with a hint of sarcasm) AOL has this new commercial on TV. Now I am sure you have seen it because it is on at least twice in a ½ program. The commercial is a bunch of ‘random’ people and each ‘random’ person has this statement that they make such as “I want my virus software to update like every 72 years” or “I want my computer to slow down, way down” – come on, you know what I’m talking about. I have to say I really, really HATE that commercial!!!

So what commercial do you hate?

Back to the Bowl!

An empty stadium, technically a 41-20 blowout (I refuse to count that junk touchdown at the end of the game - I mean that's just silly). So tell me something, are we getting spoiled as fans? I mean I just don't expect a loss. Jacksonville here we come! Guns Blazin' - it's go time!

Picture source: http://espn.go.com/index.html

An Erie Prediction...

So I am watching the Pats game right now and said to Big Ben - the first play of the game would be a pass picked off by the one and only Teddy Bruschi. Well the first play in the game was a run and the second a run as well but the first pass sure enough - picked off just not by Bruschi - it was none other than Eugene Wilson! Man I am good!

A Theory

I have a theory. That theory is that Boston wins championships because the players look like scrubs. That's right. Boston doesn't care about fashion and looking good. Let's start with Bill, I mean sure he looks like a fairy in his ear warmer, and he wears hoodies and windpants where others wear khaki's and polo shirts...but who cares right...I mean he does win championships!

Tom Brady looks as though he wants to become a lumberjack instead of the two time Superbowl MVP all-star quarterback. And Johnny Damon...no explanation needed 'Captain Caveman'. Someone needs to show Manny what a brush is and OH MY GOD Bronson...WTF w/ the cornrows??!! Can someone else please explain this to me??!! I mean what is it about Boston sports figures and fashion.

Primal Scream

Day 89 in This Book Will Change your Life is Primal Scream. Examples of screams according to Benrik are:

• YEEEAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (women only)

Go ahead and let it all out! It will make you feel better I promise!

Misadventures on the West Coast

So I am finally home. Arrived in Lebanon, NH at midnight last night. This is my story and I swear to you NONE of it is made up - I am not that good a storyteller.


Thursday morning:

(1) C and I wake up at 5:45 am becauase we have a 9:00 am flight to catch in Oakland, CA - NON-STOP to Philly (it is about 20 minutes away when there is no traffic - god knows how long if there is). Our goal to leave San Francisco, CA by 6:20 (goal attained).

(2) Arrive at the airport around 6:50 after dropping off the rental car and arriving at the terminal we procede to the Southwest Airline ticket booth to check our bags and get our boarding passes. We use the "Rapid Check-In" keyosk and just when we think it will print our boarding pass - errrr WRONG! There has been an error so we ask the 'nice' lady at the booth - What is the deal? "Oh yeah, we canceled that flight we will need to book you on another flight" You've got to be kidding me!!! We needed to be in Philly by 6:00pm (eastern time) because C has a dinner with the Residents at U-Penn. The only flight they can book us on now leaves at 10:00am (mind you it is 7:00am so we get to wait a long time) and we will change planes in LAX and then get to PHL at about 9:00pm (eastern time).

(3) C and I determined we had no other choice. It would cost us more money to switch airlines and since we already broke the bank on these trips - we had to suck it up. But why did they cancel our NON-STOP flight to PHL you ask? Because there was some bad weather in PHL and none of the planes arrived in OAK the night before. They didn't have any planes so it was the obvious choice to cancel our flight. ARGHHHH!!! So We get our boarding passes and go over to the security line. We hand the lady our ID's and boarding passes and she told us we had to go to the 'special' line marked S because we had SSSSS on our boarding pass. That's right - we had been 'radnomly' chosen to be frisked. Yes we got the pat down and everything...they dumped my bag out and search every last content and went through all my cd's - JOY!

(4) So finally we get past security and C and I decide to kill time and get some breakfast...it wasn't too bad. At about 8:45am we head over to our gate. Announcement over loudspeaker "Attention all passengers on flight 1681 to LAX - there has been a gate change you will now be leaving from gate 20." We were at gate 25 but it was a little hike to gate 20. Finally we start boarding around 9:45am. We get our seats towards the front becuase we have a connection in LAX at 12:50pm. Sit down and wait...10:00 am comes and goes (we were supposed to take off by then). What is the problem you ask? Well Southwest doesn't know either! They explained that they were having 'mechanical difficulties' and promised that within 10 minutes they will have 'figured' out what the problem was. 10 minutes goes by - we are in the process of determining the problem please hang on and we will let you know. 5 minutes later we are told that we have to get off the plane and board another plane so procede to gate 24. OH MY GOD! You've got to be kidding me.

(5) We finally get on our plane and take off for LAX by 11:00am and we are now going to have about 20 minutes to get to our next gate before we board for PHL. So much for a nice sit down lunch (since we will arrive in PHL so late we were not going to be eating dinner). McDonald's it is then.

(6) At LAX in line for our next flight (Southwest is first come first serve on seating - so people get in line early) we think we will be boarding soon so C gets us some food while I wait in line. 12:30 comes and goes...and we still have yet to start boarding. This is weird, I thoguht, I wonder what is going on, We are supposed to take off at 12:50. 12:50 and Announcement - "We are waiting for the Pilots please stand by and we will begin boarding as soon as they get here". WHAT?! No Pilots, where could they be??!! Well they were on other flights and they had schduling conflicts so they were shuffling staff around. OK...we see a pilot go through the gate and people clap...Annoucement - "That was just the Pilot, we are still waiting for the co-pilot he should be here in about 10 minutes he is coming from Salt Lake City."

(7) They begin to board us 10 minutes later (still no co-pilot) and we sit and finally the co-pilot boards and says "So much for my Starbucks" but just before he finished saying that a Flight Attendend comes flying down the ailse screaming..."OH my god a baby just had diarrhea all over the bathroom in and I just walked in it and it is in my brand new shoes and all over me...it is all in the carpet we have to do someting....ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" She flipped out and ran off the plane. C and I couldn't help but laugh at this - what else could possibly go wrong. Then we waited about 1/2 hour so while the cleaning crew got to the plan and cleaned it all up. Flight attendent still flipping out - Co-Pilot gets his starbucks! Needless to say we didn't leave until almost 1:30 and now we will get to PHL by 9:45 pm (eastern time).
Please note all times listed above are Pacific times unless otherwise specified!

(8) Back in EST - we finally get to our hotel in Philly and go right to sleep because we need to get up at 6:00am so C can finish his last an final interview at U-Penn. And now for the icing on the cake - to finish off the end of our trip - about 5:00am the hotel alarm goes off and very loud on the speakers OVER our BED in our ROOM...we heard for 10 minutes "Attention, Attention there is an emergency alert inside the building - DO NOT use the Elevator and DO NOT go into the stairwell - Please stand by for further instructions" over and over again...when it finally stopped a hotel employee came over the speakers and told us they determined there was no need to evacuate.

Did someone burn some toast? Did the hotel receptionist break a nail? Did some baby shit all over the lobby or did someone just pull the fire alarm? Who sets of a fire alarm at 5am???!!!

So that concluded our trip I swear to you that I did not make this up and YES I know I could've told it in less than 5 sentences but then it wouldn't be a Pam story! Ding! You're now free to move about the country! Maybe...

A Familiar Sight...

Now here is something that I like to see! It is something that has happened 7 times. This 'unstoppable' offense just can't seem to get the job done when facing the New England Patriots (wheter it be in Foxboro or even the Indy Dome). I would like to say to those so called sports experts that said over and over...'there is NO WAY Peyton Manning loses this game' HA. You idiots! The Pats are Peyton Manning's Kryptonite!

Go Pats!

The New England Patriots play today at 4 and where am I going to be...that's right on an airplane. Because C is too lazy and wanted to sleep in a little I am going to miss the biggest game of the season (he forgot about the time change). Well that isn't entirely true...we should arrive in Oakland by the thrid quarter and to our hotel in San Fran by the 4th. I will be wearing my jersey on the plane in support of my team. C is a pussy and will NOT be wearing his jersy. So you heard it first from me...blame C if the Patriots lose this game. He knows that he holds the power in his hands but he refuses to comply.

Go team! Petyon isn't as good as the hype! Hell Ya!

Napoleon Dynamite

I had never even heard of this movie and then out of nowhere it becomes probably one of the funnier movies I have seen in a long time. Why? Is it because of the 80’s memorabilia – sure... or how about the misfit characters – ok...but what really appealed to me just how dumb it was. I know that sounds weird, but it was just that dumb it was hilarious. It was even funnier the morning after discussing it with my co-worker (who was the one who lent it to me) we were quoting lines and talking about different scenes...Argh You Idiot!- I am just going to have to watch it again.

C however, didn’t seem to appreciate the humor as I did (I pretty much laughed the whole time). C thought it was TOO dumb although he did say some parts were humorous on a whole he would rate it lower than I would on a scale of 1-10.

Memorable Quotes:

Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Nathan: [kicks the tots]
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Jock No. 1: Hey, Napoleon. I hear you're in a club for girls.
Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, I am not.
Jock No. 1: Yeah? Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. All the other sweet clubs were filled up. GOSH!

Click on the this link to see the movie trailer: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/trailers

Source: www.imdb.com and www.google.com

Google Yourself!

Find yourself on the World Wide Web. My friend Ben showed this to me one night. Go to www.google.com and put your name in quotations in the search engine and click google search. It will bring up all kinds of listings. It is fun to see all the different references and websites with your name and the fun part is if you actually find one that is you! Good Luck if your name is John Smith!

All Alone...

C is in Seattle right now and I am all alone. I fly out on Saturday - my first cross country flight and I am doing it alone...YIKES! But I will be adding two more states to my worldly travels. This is the last stretch of interviews for us. March 17th is the big day - everyone mark their calendars!

Guilty Pleasures

Don’t you hate it when there is nothing on TV but cheesy B Movies? You know when you flip through the stations and come across them you have to watch them. It is like a train wreck right! Well it seems a lot of people I know like this weird one called The Last Dragon. It is one of those movies that apparently is only shown when the Red Sox are on rain delay. I personally have not seen this so called movie and from what I have seen I don’t feel like I am missing out either. No, my guilty pleasure is a movie called Major League III – Back to the Minors. Can you even believe they made a third one…I know I can’t. But it sucks me in. I just HAVE to watch it. It stars Scott Bakula (Quantum Leap and Enterprise) and Ted McGinley (Married with Children and Revenge of the Nerds), I mean you can’t go wrong! Not to mention the great one liners such as:

Hog Ellis: Hold it right there! This here is a hundred mile hour fast ball. One of the best pitches known to man today. If it were to hit you, it would've knocked your head clean off. I can always miss, but I've been playing pretty good today, so you gotta ask yourself one question.
Carlos Liston: Do I feel lucky?
Hog Ellis: Well, do you Carlos?

Leonard Huff: He’s stupid! He’s stupid, stupid!

Gus Cantrell: Now, lets take a bite out of the Big Team’s ass.

Taka Tanaka: Family bicker. Customers complain. Everyone blames Taka. Have no... peace of brain.

I mean come on people…this is a quality movie! If you haven’t seen it yet…it is a winner! I am curious to know what is your favorite B Movie and why?

quotes from www.imdb.com

An Overreaction?

Yesterday Minnesota Viking Randy Moss was caught with his pants down, or almost. After catching his 2nd TD pas of the game Randy Moss proceeded to pretend mooning the Green Bay Packer fans. I didn’t actually see the play go down – C was flipping back and forth between the game and his X-box. I first heard about this when flipping channels and coming across a sports program with Chris Berman and caught the tail end of the story.

The way Chris Berman and his co-anchor were talking you’d think he shot a fan with a bazooka or something. Come on he’s a Punk and he was celebrating a big game TD the way all punks do – by not thinking and acting crazy. T.O. dances on Dallas Stars and Joe Horn breaks out the cell phone. Who cares – it isn’t like they’re hurting anyone. Click on the link to see the full story with a picture of the act – http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs04/news/story?id=1963404.

It would be one thing if he actually pulled down his pants but – calling it disgraceful? Come on – what’s disgraceful is that hair. I am not defending what he did – I am the first to admit that he’s a punk but is it really that big of a deal that Joe Buck has to go on a tyraid of how he can’t believe they have that on tape and had to witness that horrible act…puh-lease.

I am curious what you think below is my mock poll –

Do you think that the commentators and sports media overreacted to the Randy Moss Moon incident?

(A) Yes – it is not a big deal and the media should get over it.
(B) No – I am disgusted having to witness that horrible incident
(C) What? Randy Moss mooned the Packers fans? I can’t believe I missed it.
(D) I don’t care

Please select the answer that best describes your feelings and post your comments.

Who's Your TV Family?

So I have just found out that The Simpsons are my TV Family. I don't know - I don't even watch The Simpsons. But according to Tickle - that is my TV Family. To find out who your TV Family is go to this website http://web.tickle.com and take the quiz .

Tickle (which used to be called e-mode or something like that when I was in college) is a really fun website with lots of personality/IQ tests to take. You can find out anything about yourself and or your loved ones.

I also took the What's your Sweet Revenge test and apparently you shouldn't tell me secrets because that is my sweet revenge. But in my defense it also said that I only tell secrets of my arch enemies - so friends of mine - you can tell me anything - and I promise not to tell - unless of course you give me reason to. hmmmmmmmmmmm excellent!

The Peyton Manning Show

Petyon Manning. I can't decide which is worse - the way that the Ref's baby his wide recievers so they can throw the deep ball or the way the commentators jiz their pants when the talk about him. Oh Petyon your so great, OhPeyton you broke all those records. Arghhh. There have already been three totally rediculous pass interference calls in the first half that are just so obviously not pass interference that it makes me think these Ref's, commentaors and others really want to see Indy go to the Superbowl.

Silver plater lined with gold I have told C. He thinks I am crazy but I mean - Oh don't touch the wide receiever they may not be able to catch the ball. Now Denver, I know that you don't want to be called for the even more stupid penelty of "Illegal Contact" but you HAVE to at least TRY to cover the wide receivers.

Out of Order

Day 5: This Book Will Change Your Life

According to this book Benrik considers this a "Mass Social Experiment". Here is what you do:

Print out this picture (or make up your own) and stick it to any 'public infrastructure' that you may come in contact with - including but not limited to: ELEVATORS, GARBAGE TRUCKS, PHONE BOOTHS, PUBLIC RESTROOMS, ENTRANCES TO SUBWAY STATIONS, ETC.

Apparently the goal is to "achieve comprehensive social breakdown across the US".


Let me know how it goes!


paraphrased - source: This Book Will Change your Life by Benrick

San Diego Super Chargers...

The Chargers win by a touch down.

C says by 10.

What do you think?


Betting Ends!

Men and the X-box...

X-Box. I don't get it. C can spend all day and all night playing video games. No joke. Why? I guess I will never understand. What is it about boys and their video games. It is a good thing that I have this here blog to keep me entertained.

Can someone please explain??!!

The end of an Era...tear.

Jen & Brad

What are we to do? There is no more Brad and Jen. I am not sure if I can go on with my life. I mean people get 'separated' all the time...since when is that Late Breaking News? You can read the story @ http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=796&e=1&u=/eo/20050108/en_celeb_eo/15663

I leave it open for discussion...what do you all think?


picture from www.allstarz.org

Scrubs - Best show your NOT watching...

Scrubs! My favorite show on TV. It has to be one of the funnier comedies out there right now. I mean your not going to tell me that According to Jim is funnier - lets get serious now.

Why is it that they can never tell us when it is on tv. First it started out on Tuesday at 8:30 then it went to Must See Thursday's at 9:30 - then the Apprentice came along and it was bye bye Scrubs. It is almost as if they don't want us to see it...What gives NBC? Since halfway through last seaons it has been on at 9:30 Tuesday nights. Although I still always seem to have to remind myself to make sure that I watch it. And I still seem to miss one here and there. So it has come to my attention that the next new episode will be at 9:00 on Tuesday January 18th...make a mental note.

Am I alone in my extreme frustration with NBC??!!


picture provided by www.nbc.com/scrubs

Ty Law on IR??!!

It has just come to my attention that the New England Patriots have put CB Ty Law on injured reserve for the playoffs...YIKES!

"We are disappointed for Ty," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said. "He has worked extremely hard to return this season and we all hoped it would happen. But, unfortunately that will not be the case."

Of course this being the Patriots we will never really get an answer as to why or how serious the situation is...I thought he was back and ready to go??!!

Go Denver!

quote from http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=patriotslaw&prov=st&type=lgns

Office Space Greatest Movie of All Time?!

Office Space is one of the funniest movies of all time. In my opinion this could be one of the all time best movies to go around quoting. Mike Judge is my hero! I know some (not mentioning any names) believe that the Last Dragon has some of the best quotes but I think they are WRONG!

Below are some of my favorite quotes from Office Space – the GREATEST comedy of all time (and I am not one for using superlatives, right C?)

Thanks to one of the GREATEST websites of all time The Internet Movie Database (http://www.imdb.com/) I have been able to provide some of my favorite quotes without screwing them up!

FAVORITE QUOTES:

Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.


Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh...because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.


Michael Bolton (to the fax machine): "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?


Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.


MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SCENE:

Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.


What are some of your favorite lines/scenes from Office Space – or is there another movie you enjoy quoting lines from maybe…

Quotes taken from Internet Movie Database website

This ‘blog’ will change your life:

Well I suppose that is going a bit far but – I recently (through certain someones) obtained probably a live ‘saving’ book called, This Book Will Change Your Life by Benrik (Ben Carey and Henrik Delehag). You can visit them on the web @ (http://www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com). I really do believe that this book will change my life. I got me to start this blog. I am throwing myself out in the world as an innocent – I am exposed and things will never be the same.

I am getting off track – I present to you all my faithful blog following a piece of the pie.

Day 3 of This Book Will Change your Life: TODAY THROW SOMETHING AWAY THAT YOU LIKE.

At first I was hesitant about this day – I didn’t like it. Why would I want to throw away something that I like. I.A. suggested I throw away C but I couldn’t do that – for he will make me rich someday (I kid, I kid). But seriously what could I throw away that I like without missing it so much - for those of you who don't know me I am a natural born pack-rat– it is true ask C.

Ah-ha! I had the answer. My suede skirt. I like it but I only wore it once and it has been in my closet hanging patiently on it’s hanger waiting for the day I would wear it again. But alas I will not wear it again for I have given it away. So technically I didn’t throw it away but it is no longer in my possession and I think that ought to count.

I ask of you – readers of my blog – today throw away something that you like and post your testimonial to this blog. I am very interested to hear your story.

Men and phone messages...

My boss each year gives the office staff a desk calendar. Last year I had Dilbert and this year they thought it would be funny to give me a calendar called Nurses. It has jokes, true stories and antidotes…some cute others kinda funny. I would like to share today’s with you now:

“WHY MEN SHOULD NOT TAKE PHONE MESSAGES”

Husband’s note to his wife:

“Someone from the Guyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer is normal.”

Was that you Brian?


-taken from Andrews McMeel Publishing – Nurses Calendar

To Sing or Not to Sing...

Ashlee Simpson was booed off stage the other night at the orange bowl. Her attempt to sing her song La La didn't go over so well with the fans. Now I didn't actually see her performance but did get to see recaps on my faveorite sports show PTI. First of all what was with the outfit. Your album sold thousands of copies - my advice hire a fashion consultant. Second, puh-lease get some singing lessons before attempting a live performance again. I read an article this morning on my yahoo news and I would like quote some of the article - "MSNBC.com, Michael Ventre wrote that Simpson's singing "sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System." I think that about sums up her performance - now we know why she lip synced on SNL. Can we say career killer.

Bring Back Beavis and Butthead!

What would Beavis and Butthead have to say about today’s music videos. Not that we get to actually see a complete video anymore with all the new shows on MTV such as Pimp my Ride and Cribs. But I would be curious to see the interaction of Beavis and Butthead while watching Britney Spears new video My Prerogative. I think it would go something like this…

Butthead: Check it out Beavis she’s like naked.

Beavis: Yeah, Yeah…you can almost see her boobs…Uh-huh-huh…uh-huh-huh…

Butthead: Come to Butthead.

Beavis: Boobs!

Oh the days of frog baseball. They will live forever in my memories.

It Wasn't Me...

This by no means was my idea. I am not funny nor am I witty in any sense of the matter but I am bored. I am really really really bored and thus begins this blog. Please write on it - I am sure it will be funnier than what I can come up with. I figured since I.A. wasn't writing nearly enough stuff about ME that I could write about ME! Hence the "Legend of Me" - enjoy.