January 23, 2005

A Theory

I have a theory. That theory is that Boston wins championships because the players look like scrubs. That's right. Boston doesn't care about fashion and looking good. Let's start with Bill, I mean sure he looks like a fairy in his ear warmer, and he wears hoodies and windpants where others wear khaki's and polo shirts...but who cares right...I mean he does win championships!

Tom Brady looks as though he wants to become a lumberjack instead of the two time Superbowl MVP all-star quarterback. And Johnny Damon...no explanation needed 'Captain Caveman'. Someone needs to show Manny what a brush is and OH MY GOD Bronson...WTF w/ the cornrows??!! Can someone else please explain this to me??!! I mean what is it about Boston sports figures and fashion.

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