I'm so Pretty!

Check me out! I am the new Mona Lisa - Pammy Lisa returns!

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Oh Brian how I missed you and the good old days - now we just need a sports illustrated swimsuit desk calendar and some funions!

Off to Philadelphia (and a new site for some)

So I am off to Philadelphia today - CD and I need a place to live when we move there in June. This is going to be an adventure - most places want someone to rent now - we don't want to rent until June but this is the only time we can take the eight hour drive from the middle of nowhere to Philly. Anyway - send us a happy thought and hope we find a place to live. I should have internet access so I will keep you posted.

On a sad note: I.A. couldn't take it anymore and jumped ship (Blogger has been acting funny as of late) look for him at http://iakhtar.tblog.com/ - I'll miss you buddy...tear.

Me: I don't think I am going anywhere - I am already moving to another city I can't handle two moves! Besides - I am not as internet and computer savvy as my good friend here so the gliches don't bother me. Hell I still use dial up....

CD = Dr. Evil

That is right and I mean it too. He is making me RUN!!!!

Arghhhhh! Well I guess I should be honest - it isn't like he is holding a gun to my head and I suppose it is good for me - and he is only looking out for my best interest. I told you my doctor wants me to lose 10lbs - but still - yesterday was our second day and I am in so much pain - I want to cry.

I WAS in pretty good shape last year - but I used the elliptical machines at the gym and that is not the same. I didn't renew my membership and now I am paying for it.

Enormous Omelet

"Wake up to a mouthful of breakfast with the Enormous Omelet Sandwich. Two slices of melted, American cheese, two fluffy eggs stuffed with three crispy strips of bacon, and a sizzling sausage patty, piled high on a toasted bun. The Enormous Omelet Sandwich from BURGER KING®. So big, breakfast will never be the same."

730 Calories - just for breakfast. It just sounds disgusting. You can check out the nutrition details here! The sad thing is that it will probably be extremely popular - I just can't imagine. I don't know what do you think?

My Addiction:

My brother David sucked me in and now I am addicted. I spent the afternoon playing Texas Hold 'Em. I learned all about the Flop, the Turn and the River and even though I lost my 5 bucks - it was my first time and I didn't lose the money all at once!

God help me when I move closer to Atlantic City!

Burnt my Tongue:

I burnt my tongue yesterday on a dunkin donuts hot chocolate. I think I will call Dennis O. Shillen and sue. I mean didn't some lady get like 100,000 bucks for spilling hot coffe on herself. I didn't expect it to be that hot when I took a sip.

It's REALLY over now...tear:

The formal separation has landed itself into DIVORCE COURT.

I know, I know - this is indeed a sad day for all of us - and as we reflect upon this news let me reasure you that life does go on. We will make it through this terrible experience.

OH COME ON!!! Why is this news??!! You know come monday morning this is all we will hear about on TV. Give me a break.

Why do you suppose GMA and the Today Show go into great detail over stories like this - like it is real news or something. I look forward to The Daily Show's take on all of this. Monday - Thursday on Comedy Central @ 11pm - Watch it!

Jesus Dress Up

With Easter just a couple days away - I thought this was appropriate:

Thanks to the blog I came across tonight called SuperBlog - I think you just might enjoy. Nothing like a good old fashioned Buddy Christ Dress Up Doll

Click on the link above and check it out!

Looking for a Job:

How does one go about looking for a job when one doesn't know what one wants to be when one grows up?

I am open to suggestions.

Where do they find these people?

I was watching TV this morning while getting ready for work and there was this commercial for the RING TWO and instead of showing a preview trailer for the movie they show clips of the movie and regular 'real' people raving about the movie - "Like, oh my god it was the scariest movie ever!"

Where do they find these people? My favorites are the 'chick flick' type movies or 'date movies' you know like The Notebook. They have a couple and the guy says it was a great date movie or something like that about how much he really like the movie. Right. That guy is just trying to impress his girl so he can get some later. Or just be on TV one of the two

Here is how one of those commercials would go if it were me and CD - not that I would never make CD watch a movie like this but if I did it would go like this:

Me: Oh, I laughed, I cried it was a wonderful movie

CD: Kill me, Kill me now - will someone kill me please. I would rather be tied up naked in the woods, lathered with honey and eaten alive by bears then have to sit through that piece of shit again. Someone please take a 12 gauge and put me out of my misery.

How about that for selling a movie!

You could insert any real guy into that comment above - well unless the guy is Brian...(Ah,I kid,I kid)
I don't know - what do you all think?

Gizoogle

So I was on Shamus O'drunkahan's site - he's a funny guy...anyway I went to make a comment and was able to read the coments already posted. Someone who goes by the name Charlotte posted this webiste -check it out it's funny. You can post my blog webiste link and see what happens!

Needs no Explanation:

Florida Woman's Feeding Tube Removed

So this women in Florida had her feeding tube removed. She apparently has been brain dead for something like 15 years. I don't understand why she has been forced to live this long. Although I shouldn't say live - since she is bascially a vegtable. Got to love the republicans - Tom Delay is an F*cking moron.

"Terri Schiavo is alive ... She is as alive as you or I, and as such we have a moral obligation to protect and defend her from the fate premeditated by the Florida courts," DeLay said.

It would be one thing if the family were bearing the cost's to keep her alive, but they're not. I mean I don't want to sound cold hearted but she's pretty much dead anyway. If the parents want the feeding tube kept in - fine (well not really but that is a separate issue) - just send the bill to them and not to the taxpayers.

Survey Says:

Cheese Steaks it is. We're going to Philly - I will wear my Patriots jersey proudly!

Eagles Suck!

MATCH DAY! IT'S HERE!

Today is the most exciting day for us! Chowdah or Cheese Steaks? That is the question that will be answered today at Noon. Where in the World will Princess Sophia be in less than four months??!!

24

24 has become my new obsession. During yesterday's snow storm C and I decided to break out the season one DVD set (which I had gotten him two years ago). We don't normally watch this show but C had kinda got into the show at the end the second season. That year for his birthday I bought the Season One DVD set - so he could see what previously happened. Well to make a long story short - he just didn't have time to watch anymore and so we kinda forgot all about it. I decided since it was the only thing in our DVD collection that remained unwatched we should pop it in and we'll watch a couple episodes. Well 8 hours later - we are hooked. We aren't even at the half way point. Well I can't even watch right now because C abandoned me to go skiing today and I have been instructed not to watch with out him. So anyway I cna't speak for the show right now - but season one is really good!

I'm not Psychic

So I just found out that I am not psychic - sigh. Click on the link below. I didn't even come close - statistically speaking anyway. Something like 12%

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=8664

BU Lost - those F*CKERS

God dammit. WTF?! It's Providence. Providence - I mean holy shit you would've been better off coming in third place so you could've played Northeastern. Jesus Christ.

C isn't that upset - I think he hit his head. Or he has become too obsessed with his new X-box game - Brothers in Arms. He has seriously not stopped playing. Me, I am clicking next blog and reading some pretty funny stuff. I came across one douchebag who has links to abortions. And calls liberals Evil - it amused me. I bet he is really gay but since he is from Texas he can't you know "come out" - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

There isn't anything inspring me right now: Any ideas?

West Virginia Stuns No. 7 Boston College

Always good to hear! I always get a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside when something bad happens to BC.

BC Sukcs - Go BU!

Hockey East Quarter finals tonight at 7pm. BU vs. Providence.

The Countdown Begins:

7 DAYS TO GO! So will it be Cheese Steaks or Chowdah?!

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

I am a big fan of Jon Stewart and each night at 7:30 I watch his "fake" news program because hey it is better than the "real" news! Tonight (or I should say last night) he spent the first half talking about Martha Stewart's relase from prison. He basically poked fun of all the news pundits who have spent the last week discussing what Martha Stewart ate for breakfast. I haven't laughed so hard since I watched Napoleon Dynamite for the 5th time. For anyone who is interested the Daily Show it airs at 11:30 Monday - Thursday and repeated the following night at 7:30 (for those of us who can't stay up that late!) Jump on this band wagon it is worth the ride!

He's no Dane M. Shulman but:

Dennis O. Shillen hates to lose! Personal Injury Lawyer ad's on TV crack me up. Like this one from Dennis O. Shillen whose catch phrase is: "I don't get paid until we win - and I HATE to lose" I mean if I am ever injured on the job or in an accident I know who I am going to call. Someone who HATES to lose!

What are some catch phrases of the Personal Injury Lawyers in your neck of the woods?

Trot & Drew

The legend continues with the story of my two cats Trot and Drew (white chin). AWWWWWWWWWWWWW - aren't they so cute! We have had them for about 2-1/2 years now. Trot was named for none other than the almighty right fielder Trot Nixon of the Boston Red Sox (Go SOX!) and Drew was named for the x-Patriot & future Cowboy QB Drew Bledsoe. DRRRREEEEWWWWWW! Well we like him anyway! We have decided that our cats our psychotic. Trot will run around the aprtment meowing at nothing (unless I suppose we have ghosts) and Drew likes to stick his head through the handles of plastic bags (like the ones from Shaw's) and lick them (as if they were coated with Acid or something). They are also dumb. Even though we took the time to name them - we could theoretically refer to them as Crap Bag and Little Shit - I know they wouldn't know the difference. But despite the fact they are probably the dumbest cats we know they are still the best and we love 'em!

A Measure of Will Power:

So C and I went to the supermarket this morning due to the fact we had no food in the house and as I walked into the supermarket there were girl Scouts - selling girl Scout cookies. Well lucky for me C is cheap so I didn't even have to worry about convincing myself not to buy them since he already said NO! But then we walked out of the supermarket and the sweet smell of glazed doughnuts filled the air from the Dunks across the way. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Donuts. It took every ounce of will power I have to not go in and get a donut. Although that meant I couldn't have my Iced Coffee that I get every Saturday since the temptation for donuts would have increased. Damn you Glazed Donuts.

Perfect Eyesight

So last week I got new glasses and no one noticed. I guess to be fair I don't always wear them but they are different - they are more square shapped and my old ones were circular shaped. Thursday I go back for a follow up to have my retna checked out. I love technology. In the 'old' days they would put drops in your eyes to dialate them which takes like an hour - then you're forced to wear these stupid plastic sunglasses to protect your eyes from the sun. Now they have this machine that does all that no drops and it will take about 10 minutes! Yippy!

I got the Part!!!

A little known fact about me is I love to sing! I sing all the time - I pretty much never stop! I am currently singing in a student run A Capella group associated with C's medical school. We are the Dermatones! Ha get it Dermatones. Don't worry I don't get it either - it is a pun for Dermatome which is a nerve distribution or something - I had to ask C.

We sing for nursing homes, DMS functions and each spring we have a charity concert where we raise money for a local charity. Since it is student run we have a lot of fun and we pick and arrange our own music. Not me - I am only vocally talented. Tuesday we held auditions for some of the songs we'll be singing this spring and I got the solo I wanted!! Anyone in the Hanover area on May 8th at about 5pm come and hear us - we're pretty good!!! Plus it'll be for a good cause! Tra la la la

The Tendercrisp Cheddar Bacon Ranch

Probably the dumbest commercial ever - but I LOVE it. I am a sucker for catchy jingles!! I also find it amusing that it is Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish. Check it out and let me know what you think.


P.S. click on the picutre to find the link and it's called "Have it your way" about half way down the page!

A case of the Blah's

Home sick today - I fell yucky. Blah.

Two Weeks Left:

So we have hit the two week marker! This will probably be the only thing on my mind until then.

On a different note: C and I watched the movie SAW last night. How freaky. It wasn't a scary movie that makes you jump - but instead it is more creepy and disturbing. I find as far as scary movies are concerned I like that style better. It is definitely worth seeing.

Bored, Bored, Bored....

I am bored. What else is new. I don't feel good either - so not only am I bored but I don't have the energy to entertain myself. Oh the dilemma.

What do you do when you are bored?

Stress and Ilness:

So I am all stressed out. I am not sleeping at night and really think I am about to explode.

Why do they tourture us??

I feel this is the reason for my cold/sinus infection. 15 days and counting...